Lockdown your daughters! Lockdown your sons! Lockdown your spouses! Lockdown your helpers! Lockdown your pets! 

Miss Adventure has finally clambered oh-so-elegantly out of that strange parallel universe she’s been inhabiting for the past couple of months (ok, she may have written most of these in a fit of predictive psychosis way back in 2019, when tear gas, rubber bullets and fire bombs were all we had to worry about – happy days!) to bring you THESE hurriedly updated, probably dangerously accurate Lockdown Lowdown predictions for the month ahead in her latest column for Hong Kong Buzz!

Lockdown Lowdown

https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2020/03/april-2020-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

Another month, another hilarious horoscope!  Well, maybe not hilarious, but mildly amusing. Well, maybe not mildly amusing, but may raise a weak smile. Well, maybe not a weak smile, but a WTF grimace…

https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2019/09/september-2019-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

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Sadie Kaye (aka Miss Adventure)’s new RTHK documentary airs on Radio 3 this coming Saturday (July 13, 2019) at 8.30! Check out the new promo teaser produced by EP Steve James!

https://www.rthk.hk/radio/radio3/programme/asbadasitgets

AS BAD AS IT GETS – PROMO ON SOUNDCLOUD

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DOGDAMMIT! If those gullible fools at Buzz don’t believe me, no one will… SO disrespectful to the stars!!! Next month I predict that Jupiter and a mystery blonde accomplice will come along and burn their building to the ground! TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!

https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2019/06/july-2019-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

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#RTHK’s Miss Adventure #香港電台冒險小姐 #Totally 100% Psychic!!!  #RTHK Radio 3  #Hong Kong Buzz  #Blowing Up Bridges

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More Ass Trology!

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RTHK’s Miss Adventure 香港電台冒險小姐

Related articles:

Caffeine Buzz with Sadie Kaye (aka Miss Adventure) – Hong Kong Buzz (2019)

As Bad As It Gets/ Mental Ideas Podcast – RTHK – Hong Kong Buzz (2019)

Things to do with a mooncake:

1. Smash a window
2. Cave in an intruder’s skull
3. Eat it

If you’re not sure you can manage a whole one:

1. Smother it in English mustard
2. Pair it with a pickled egg
3. Pretend it’s a pork pie that’s passed its sell-by
4. Wash it down with a bottle of Absinthe

Warning!

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RTHK’s Miss Adventure 小姐 冒险

Miss Adventure is a completely made up fictional character. She was born in 2012, when New York indie Summerhill TV produced an improvised skit with rock band Motorhead at Madison Square Garden. The episode aired on Funny or Die, where it (briefly) became FoD’s ‘Highest Rated Video – All Time. For the past few years, ‘Miss Adventure’ has shambled her way through regular comedy broadcasts on RTHK Radio 3. Any resemblance to Sadie Kaye is purely in your head, although they did meet once at a riot in Repulse Bay.

My predictions for the UK:

2016 Britain breaks from Europe
2017 Scotland breaks from Britain
2018 Northern England breaks from Britain and joins Scotland. Northern Ireland considers joining Eire, before a referendum decides that they join Scotland
2019 Wales declares itself a sovereign state. Two weeks later, North Wales declares itself a separate sovereign state to South Wales
2020 What’s left of England reverts to Wessex
2021 Cornwall revolts and declares independence from Wessex. Devon and Somerset follow. Jacob Rees-Mogg proclaims himself King of Somerset
2022 London’s Eurocrats declare London a province of France and the former Capital becomes known as Northern North France. Hackney revolts and joins Syria
2023 The Prime Minister declares Winchester the Capital of Wessex
2024 Scotland invades Wessex and Glaswegian becomes all former Britons’ mother tongue

My predictions for the US:
2016 Trump triumphs and is declared the most powerful man on earth
2017 California revolts and declares itself Greater Mexico. Meanwhile, New York joins Canada
2019 Florida declares itself a province of Cuba
2020 Sarah Palin declares Alaska a province of neighboring Russia
2020 Trump is declared the most powerful man in his bathroom

The Entire Democratic World:
2020 Teenagers, realizing Democracy is in crisis, declare their bedrooms independent sovereign states of which they are the sovereigns
2025 We must carry a passport at all times, just to move from room to room in our own homes

Democracy. It’s a wonderful thing. We must never lose it. What would Kim Jong-un have to laugh at then?

Little Rocket Man
Thanks to Trump, Kim’s ratings have never been higher!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Didn’t really get involved this Chinese New Year. Didn’t really join in at all. As if…

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Check out Miss Adventure‘s Lunar New Year Forecasts @ 5pm Thurs 11th on RTHK Radio 3.

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Kung Hei Fat Choi!

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