Things to do with a mooncake:

1. Smash a window
2. Cave in an intruder’s skull
3. Eat it

If you’re not sure you can manage a whole one:

1. Smother it in English mustard
2. Pair it with a pickled egg
3. Pretend it’s a pork pie that’s passed its sell-by
4. Wash it down with a bottle of Absinthe

Warning!

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In 2017 I began producing & ‘co-presenting’ (as myself and Sadie Kaye) a one-hour comedy podcast, Fake News. The mockumentary sees me embark on an unlikely adventure in the USA with US President Donald Trump and the t*t he’s referred to as “Mr. Brexit”, Nigel Farage. The podcast will air on ‘Brexit Day’. (March 29, 2018, May 31, 2018April 1, 2019Oct 31, 2019? ???) Stay tuned for teasers some time before the next millennium!!!