Bogus Bojo's Brexcellent Adventure

“We’re Through the Looking Glass Here, Dudes!!!”

And so it begins… I must be hallucinating, right?

#90s Time Warp #Bogus Bojo’s Brexcellent Adventure! #Dude or Die

Little did she know where he’d end up (the less amusing half of a comedy double-act with a dead kipper).

What’s in a name?

Well, Boris promises to:

Deliver

Unite

Defeat

Energize

In fact, as PM he will be:

Shambolic

Hopeless

Irresponsible

Two-faced

shit

(But he’s probably not the worst shit in British politics.)