Miss Adventure Stands In For A Kipper

Little did she know where he’d end up (the less amusing half of a comedy double-act with a dead kipper).

What’s in a name?

Well, Boris promises to:

Deliver

Unite

Defeat

Energize

In fact, as PM he will be:

Shambolic

Hopeless

Irresponsible

Two-faced

shit

(But he’s probably not the worst shit in British politics.)