Of all the faux pas I could be reasonably gagged and life imprisoned for under the HKSAR’s sweeping National Insecurity Law (#NIL), this month’s horoscopes in Hong Kong Buzz seemed the least subversive. So imagine my surprise when I received an email from editor Robin Bradbeer informing me that this month’s litany of criminally insane predictions had been personally approved by Friend To The Stars superfan Xi Jinpin, a Gemini, but banned by that bastion of democratic free speech, Google, for ‘violating its sexual content policy’? My reaction was understandably seditious, as it had taken me a full 5 minutes to divine them. Luckily, the sticky situation was swiftly resolved when plucky ex-lawyer Robin colluded with Bat Man and appealed, and then when that failed, Jupiter threatened to post naked pictures of Google’s mum on Porn Hub.

Ahhh, I’ll miss this malarkey when the Great Firewall comes crashing down……

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August 2020 Horoscopes by RTHK Radio 3’s ‘Miss Adventure’: Friend To The Stars

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Thanks Hong Kong Buzz for your plug of my Mental Ideas Podcast, plus recent film festival excitements for a film I co-produced with Contro Vento Films Transference: A Bipolar Love Story, which was supposed to have its world premiere at the New York Socially Relevant Film Festival in March, the film’s selections for the Arizona International Film Festival and Buenos Aires International Film Festival, mention of my 2019 NIFA Award and plans to travel to Wisconsin to catch up with the indomitable Dan Davies (an upcoming podcast guest) for NIFA 2020 in May. Which sounds a lot more exciting that it actually is. In reality, the podcast is the only item of news mentioned in the article that hasn’t been postponed. But give it time…

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RTHK's Miss Adventure Friend to the Stars - Monthly Column in Hong Kong Buzz

The Mental Ideas Podcast will be back on RTHK Radio 3 next Thursday (April 16) @ 2.30pm on the 123 Show!

Previous episodes:

https://www.rthk.hk/radio/radio3/programme/1_2_3_show/episode/675344

https://www.rthk.hk/radio/radio3/programme/1_2_3_show/episode/676520

Lockdown your daughters! Lockdown your sons! Lockdown your spouses! Lockdown your helpers! Lockdown your pets! 

Miss Adventure has finally clambered oh-so-elegantly out of that strange parallel universe she’s been inhabiting for the past couple of months (ok, she may have written most of these in a fit of predictive psychosis way back in 2019, when tear gas, rubber bullets and fire bombs were all we had to worry about – happy days!) to bring you THESE hurriedly updated, probably dangerously accurate Lockdown Lowdown predictions for the month ahead in her latest column for Hong Kong Buzz!

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https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2020/03/april-2020-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2019/09/october-2019-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

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Another month, another hilarious horoscope!  Well, maybe not hilarious, but mildly amusing. Well, maybe not mildly amusing, but may raise a weak smile. Well, maybe not a weak smile, but a WTF grimace…

https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2019/09/september-2019-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

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It’s both gratifying and petrifying that I very nearly predicted this one right! Penned the day before the 2016 UK referendumb and way before Trump took a dump on the world stage. There’s a lesson here…

Be careful what you don’t wish for!

Ahh, that’s it.

https://missadventurerthk.com/2016/06/22/the-future-of-democracy/

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DOGDAMMIT! If those gullible fools at Buzz don’t believe me, no one will… SO disrespectful to the stars!!! Next month I predict that Jupiter and a mystery blonde accomplice will come along and burn their building to the ground! TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!

https://hongkongbuzz.hk/2019/06/july-2019-horoscopes-by-rthk-radio-3s-miss-adventure-friend-to-the-stars

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#RTHK’s Miss Adventure #香港電台冒險小姐 #Totally 100% Psychic!!!  #RTHK Radio 3  #Hong Kong Buzz  #Blowing Up Bridges

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Related articles:

Caffeine Buzz with Sadie Kaye (aka Miss Adventure) – Hong Kong Buzz (2019)

As Bad As It Gets/ Mental Ideas Podcast – RTHK – Hong Kong Buzz (2019)

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RTHK’s Miss Adventure 小姐 冒险

Miss Adventure is a completely made up fictional character. She was born in 2012, when New York indie Summerhill TV produced an improvised skit with rock band Motorhead at Madison Square Garden. The episode aired on Funny or Die, where it (briefly) became FoD’s ‘Highest Rated Video – All Time. For the past few years, ‘Miss Adventure’ has shambled her way through regular comedy broadcasts on RTHK Radio 3. Any resemblance to Sadie Kaye is purely in your head, although they did meet once at a riot in Repulse Bay.