Another month, another hilarious horoscope! Well, maybe not hilarious, but mildly amusing. Well, maybe not mildly amusing, but may raise a weak smile. Well, maybe not a weak smile, but a WTF grimace…
Your September Predictions…
Tag: Hong Kong Buzz
Tump Strategically Interested in Buying Legoland
Following a failed bid for Greenland…
Inappropriate Adult
That terrifying moment when you’re looking for an adult, then realize you are one…
We Are Not Here
Hong Kong Protests: At least now most people know we are in #China, not #Japan. #Silver Lining of the Day
Banksy Slips Into Sai Kung, Creates Lennon Wall
All Over Hong Kong…
Lennon Walls and graffiti expressing solidarity with protesters.
Meanwhile In Sai Kung…
After a bracing walk in a category 8 typhoon (compared to Mangkhut, Wipha was for wimps), I eventually came across the Kung’s Lennon Wall.
Subversive, witty and a bold political statement. It’s got to be Banksy.
What Next??
“Would you like peas or beans with your fish fingers tonight? Love, Mum x”
“Don’t forget to pick up dog food! Love, The Dog x”
“I’m throwing away a box of old socks. Does anybody want them? Jane (63G)”
Ok, ok, that last one I lifted straight from the Gem Villa WhatsApp group. Apologies to my neighbor at 63G who wrote it. Incidentally, I did take a look at the socks. They were a bit holey, none matched, and they had clearly never been washed, but I took them home anyway as a peace offering for the dog. (Despite his burgeoning talent as a graffiti artist and sprayed reminders all over Sai Kung, I had once again forgotten to pick up dog food.)
Send your pics of the world’s most uninspiring graffiti (f)art by email to: MissAdventureRTHK@gmail.com. Or why not have a crack at it yourself? All you need is a can of spray paint and unflinching optimism that you will not be extradited to the Mainland to face trial for your unspeakable crimes against The Art World.
“Gone to join the revolution! Can you leave my fish fingers in the oven, Mum, and pick up dog food for my babe? Love, Missy x”
Planes, Trains & Climate Change
Today in Hong Kong it was 9 degrees hotter than it was in London and thousands of people staged a protest inside Asia’s busiest airport. Number of planes that did not take off on time: zero.
Meanwhile in the UK… planes and trains have melted, combusted or ground to a precautionary health and safety standstill with passengers trapped on board or stranded by the apocalyptic chaos. Sky News broadcasting blanket coverage of London burning. Close ups of Londoners resembling sweaty extras on The Walking Dead complaining of missed connections, hot burning sensations, melted shoes, suspicious smells suggesting exploded sewage systems, screaming kids and snotty faces. Let’s hope those 20,000 extra bobbies Bojo’s pledged will be put to immediate good use, precision trained in the art of handing out water, sunscreen and pro-Bojo flyers that can be easily adapted into paper hats, fans and planes that take off on time.
Bojo Flyer
HKIA
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Bogus Bojo’s Brexcellent Adventure!
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“We’re Through the Looking Glass Here, Dudes!!!”
And so it begins… I must be hallucinating, right?
#90s Time Warp #Bogus Bojo’s Brexcellent Adventure! #Dude or Die
Miss Adventure Stands In For A Kipper
Little did I know where he’d end up (the less amusing half of a comedy double-act with a dead kipper).
What’s in a name?
Well, Boris promises to:
Deliver
Unite
Defeat
Energize
In fact, as PM he will be:
Shambolic
Hopeless
Irresponsible
Two-faced
Mental Ideas Podcast
The Mental Ideas Podcast is a series of podcasts in which my shady second cousin, twice removed, Sadie Kaye explores innovative approaches to tackling mental health with an eclectic mix of local and international guests, many of whom are from the worlds of entertainment, film, the arts & charity. The podcast launches as a weekly strand of RTHK Radio 3‘s 123 Show in 2020. Gentleman juggler and showman Mat Ricardo presents a number of intriguing slots!
Larry Feign
RTHK’s Miss Adventure
RTHK’s Miss Adventure: Made in Hong Kong!
Mental Ideas Podcast
RTHK Radio 3
As Bad As It Gets – RTHK
Sadie Kaye hosts the Mental Ideas Podcast
Mental Ideas!
Hong Kong Buzz
Radio Dates
Mental Ideas Podcast
Mental Ideas: Set The World on Fire!
Sadie and Raff – Mental Ideas
As Bad As It Gets Promo Teaser on SoundCloud!
My new RTHK doc airs on Radio 3 this coming Saturday (July 13, 2019) at 8.30! Check out the new promo teaser produced by EP Steve James!
https://www.rthk.hk/radio/radio3/programme/asbadasitgets
AS BAD AS IT GETS – PROMO ON SOUNDCLOUD
