The week in pictures…
2019. Half the world is setting it on fire. The other half is putting it out.
Insufficient Funds
April 1st on Oct 18?
I woke up this morning and it felt like a reboot of April 1st. Now Boris Johnson’s ‘where there’s a willy, there’s a way’ Brexit strategy looks likely to pay off and a 43 year old tree surgeon has just climbed Big Ben confirming the official date change…
Stunned to have been awarded International Broadcaster of The Year by the National Independent Film Association (NIFA), USA. Other recipients include Tom Sizemore, Sean Connery and… no, I am not making this shit up!!! Check out the Film Forte! Thanks NIFA! ❤ ❤ ❤
Miss Adventure celebrates World Mental Health Day 2019 with HSBC and Mind HK!
A good week, as I survived a panel discussion with the CEOs of HSBC and Mind HK to celebrate World Mental Health Day. (Talking about my bipolar with my bank?? What could possibly go wrong!) Thanks to Vincent Chow for inviting me, my fellow panelists and moderator Christina Yung! Very excited Christina will be joining me as a guest on the Mental Ideas Podcast Nov 4! Mental health is serious. Talking about it doesn’t have to be. #mentalideaspodcast
More of Those Damn Horoscopes…
Pot Poo
Yuck! Just ate some potpourri mistaking it for fruit chips! I thought only my ass was perfumed. Now it’s my mouth, too.
State of Denial
“I deny denying my denial. I deny it. I deny denying it. I deny denying that I denied it. My denial is undeniable. WE WILL BE LEAVING THE EU ON OCTOBER 31 – DO OR DENY!!!” #BorisJohnson #Brexit
Your September Predictions…
Another month, another hilarious horoscope! Well, maybe not hilarious, but mildly amusing. Well, maybe not mildly amusing, but may raise a weak smile. Well, maybe not a weak smile, but a WTF grimace…
Abolish All MPs: Give 1M A Week To NHS!
It’s unlikely to find favor in Westminster, as my figure is based on maths, but here’s my idea for the side of a bus in the next UK Gen Election: Abolish All MPs: Give 1M A Week to NHS! (650 MPs x GBP80,000 annual MP salary = 52M p/a or 1M a week). Spurious line of argument: proroguing parliament NOT to deliver No Deal Brexit but to give 1M a week to the NHS.
No Credit
I may be tempted to think proroguing parliament was a bold strategic move if those responsible for it were not hell-bent on denying it had anything at all to do with Brexit. Takes the credit right out of it!
Bag Wars
If you live in Hong Kong and want to see your new Birkin bag sprayed with graffiti, then freed into the stinky dead harbor to see if it can swim, you may want to invest in one of these…
ONLY USD$125,000! HURRY, WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!
#FREE MY BIRKIN BAG!
